Favorite Times to Smoke Marijuana and Weed

Green leaf of marijuana isolated on the white

What’s up, Big Time Smokers?

I hope you have a phatty ready for the ride and the experience that we are about to share today. On my mind is my favorite times to smoke marijuana and/or weed, whatever you like to call it. Sometimes I call it ganja and just like to keep it moving.

Anyway, the this post came about because I was hanging with some of my friends the other day and one of them said that they were headed outside to smoke. I said, what are you smoking and the response was NOT CIGAREETTES. You know what that means? Fire it up!

Nevertheless, this was one of my favorite times to smoke because….well, I will explain in a second, but let’s get into the list.

Here are my top5 times to smoke marijuana and/or weed:

1) 4:20pm – You know this is the international time to smoke a phatty, so don’t even fight it. Whenever I am fortunate enough to fire one up at this time I feel the worldwide solidarity of the moment and I love to participate. What smoker doesn’t, right?

2) Alone – No, this doesn’t mean that I have a problem and so what if it does, I really don’t care cause I like it. Whenever I am able to fire up a phat one it gives me great time to think and provides insight on my life and existance that I don’t like to take for granted. I am able to clear my mind and skull of all the chatter that is going on around me and for a few moments relax and plot my course for the future.

3) When no one else is high in the room – Yes, this is a thrill for me. I don’t get the paranoid feelings that everyone is looking at me cause I am looking at everyone else thinking, why are you not smoking? Nevertheless, I find that it makes the conversations much more interesting, real and enjoyable than the regular bullshit conversations that most people engage in on a day to day basis.

4) With Good Friends – There is nothing like firing up some goodness with a group of people that you know, love, and respect. It tends to make the conversation a lot more interesting as well, in addition, providing additional insight to the thought process of many of your friends because they tend to put their guard down when responding.

5) Before Sex – Regaurdless of the lies that you hear people talking about, marijuana enhances sex. Well it does for me. I am able to feel every nuance of my partners touch and warmness on my body and it is great. I am not sure what it does for the length of time that we may have sex. In fact, I think it my decrease the length of time because your body is stimulated and feeling every subtle movement and essence of your partner, but I don’t think this is a bad thing.

So, there you have it. Those are my top 5 times to smoke marijuana and/or weed. What are yours?

Great Tip for Free Marijuana Seeds

As marijuana smokers, you know we must appreciate the seeds. The only thing better than marijuana seeds are free marijuana seeds. Wouldn’t you agree?

You just agree with that. Free marijuana seeds give you the power to create more of which you love. I don’t know if it is legal to grow where you are and am not encouraging you to do so, but one day it might be legal. Wouldn’t it be great to be prepared? 

Free Marijuana Seeds

You can get free marijuana seeds from the buds that are produced from marijuana leaves. When you get hold of some weed, there are likely to be some seeds in it. Now, the more seeds in the bag, the worst the marijuana is. This is not from any research study, just years of marijuana smoking is all. Actual practice in the field taught me that higher end marijuana doesn’t produce as many seeds.

Cultivate the Good Stuff

That lime green, sticky with oddly colored hairs is the type of marijuana that we are united in smoking is the good stuff. Rarely will you find a seed, but when you do my friend, cherish it. For there may sprout a legion of the kind of marijuana that is commonly referred to as that “fire”.

How Long Does Marijuana Stay in Your System?

If you wanted to know how long marijuana will stay in your system, then you came to the right place. Just think about it, where else would you go if you wanted to know more information about marijuana, than to marijuana smokers? And we smoke marijuana is more than just a name for our website, it describes our way of life.

Marijuana Stays in your System

It is true. When you smoke marijuana the THC levels can be traced in your system for days, weeks, even months depending on the type of testing you are going to endure. As a marijuana smoker, I found it imperative that I found a way to make a living that did not involve working for someone else and being subjected to marijuana testing. That would just be setting myself up for failure.

However, let’s consider for a moment that you haven’t been so lucky to find an occupation that isn’t going to test you for marijuana and from time to time, you will need to just flush your system of any traces of it before you lose your job.

Urine Test for Marijuana

One way employers and agencies test for the presence of marijuana is through your urine. You are asked to leave a sample and that urine sample is screened for THC. Marijuana will stay in your urine for at least 6 to 8 weeks without any assistance in flushing it out. There are drinks on the market that you can purchase to accelerate this process and marijuana leaves the system from 48 to 72 hours, but you have to drink a shit load of liquid to make it happen. In cases of emergency, it is possible to make it happen even sooner.

Hair Test for Marijuana

The hair test for the marijuana in your system is the one that all indulger’s of the ganja fear the most. The reason is because marijuana can stay in your hair system for more than a year. So this means that last new years at your brothers party you hit the joint and that marijuana just might still be in your system. There is no promise that it is all gone or there, but it is possible.

Best Cool Marijuana Sayings

If you are a smoker of marijuana, you are aware that there are some very cool marijuana sayings that exist. Afterall, people that smoke marijuana tend to be cooler than those that don’t. At leave in my opinion, I would much rather hang out with marijuana smokers than other lame people that don’t indulge the ganja from time to time. It is the best.

Best Cool Marijuana Sayings

Below is my top five list of marijuana sayings that I have heard over my lifetime. There are too many to name, but the best marujuana sayings are the ones that you remember.

1) Past the Dutchie to the Left Hand Side – That is right. This like is from a song about smoking marijuana that real weed smokers are able to appreciate. This song is one of the all time best and seems to responsible that all marijuana smoking circles move in a clockwise motion.

2) Legalize it and I will Advertise it – Peter Tosh, the famous regae singer, was the one to coin this phraze in  a song about the legalization of marijuana. He said that if marijuana is legalized that he would spread the word. No need for fancy advertising campaigns, he would get the word out. Although, I have the feeling that marijuana doesn’t need any advertising, the demand is there.

3) Now That’s the Chronic! - This phrase or name chronic for marijuana was made popular in the 1990′s by Dre Dre of the NWA fame. His westcoast weed smokers are very creative and come up with all types of new names for mary jane all the time.

4) Mary Jane is my kind of girl - Another song from the 70s talks about the love affair many people have with marijuana and named her Mary Jane, I love her just the same.

5) Getting Stuck – This is the phenominon of marijuana smokers when someone has smoked too much weed or too much good weed and are experiencing the sensation of being “stuck”, meaning that they cannot move. For everyone else that is a witness when this happens to one person it is hilarious because we all have been there and know that the person is just very, very high and it appears to them that they cannot move. This is one of the funniest things I have every seen when it happened to my wife, who is not a regular marijuana smoker. Getting stuck is the best.

Bonus) Michael Phelps Smokes Marijuana – Hahhahahha, I bet you didn’t think you would ever here that one, did you? How cool is it that the 8 time Olympic champion is a marijuana smoker. That just let’s you know that you can smoke weed and do anything you put your mind to.

Marijuana smokers Unite!

Growing Weed in a Closet is Very Possible

It is not long in the life of a weed smoker that they begin dreaming of having their very own supply to feed their habit or the love of the feeling of being high on marijuana. It is perfectly normal to want to avoid the task of finding someone to get some weed from. Would you you just like to have your own stash?

Growing Weed in a Closet

Believe it or not, it is possible to grow weed in your closet. You might be thinking that it can’t happen because the seeds need to be exposed to the proper amount of sunlight. Well, this is true, but there are a variety of alternatives to choose from in order to make this happen.

Floresent Lighting

If you are going to answer the dream of growing weed in your closet, then the number one thing you are going to need is florescent light bulbs. In the absence of the sun, these light bulbs are the best alternative to make positive growth happen in your marijuana seeds.

The Seeds

Obviously, if you are going to grow weed in you closet, then you will need to have some seeds to germinate. This is very important to the process, but equally as important is quality of the seeds. If your seeds came from regular weed, then you can expect regular results. However, if your seeds came from outstanding marijuana, then you your results may vary and actually be outstanding. Seed selection is critical.

Temperature Control

Marijuana can grow in a lot of varied temperatures, but if it gets too cold or hot, they will not germinate. The optimal range will depend on the type of seeds that you have but and even temperature between 65 and 75 degrees have been know to produce a positive effect on the seeds an d the weed growth period.

Time

Like it or not, it is going to take some time before the buds on the plant are ready for harvesting. You can watch them grow before your eyes and it is a very exciting thing, but expect this process to take about 3 to 4 months before anything is ready to be sampled.

Once it is ready, you will have enough weed to smoke for a very long time. Most seeds are expected to reap between 5 and 10 pounds of marijuana. For the typical smoker, this is more than enough to last an entire year without having to chase down the weed man. Awesome!

This smokes for you!