What’s up, Big Time Smokers?

I hope you have a phatty ready for the ride and the experience that we are about to share today. On my mind is my favorite times to smoke marijuana and/or weed, whatever you like to call it. Sometimes I call it ganja and just like to keep it moving.

Anyway, the this post came about because I was hanging with some of my friends the other day and one of them said that they were headed outside to smoke. I said, what are you smoking and the response was NOT CIGAREETTES. You know what that means? Fire it up!

Nevertheless, this was one of my favorite times to smoke because….well, I will explain in a second, but let’s get into the list.

Here are my top5 times to smoke marijuana and/or weed:

1) 4:20pm – You know this is the international time to smoke a phatty, so don’t even fight it. Whenever I am fortunate enough to fire one up at this time I feel the worldwide solidarity of the moment and I love to participate. What smoker doesn’t, right?

2) Alone – No, this doesn’t mean that I have a problem and so what if it does, I really don’t care cause I like it. Whenever I am able to fire up a phat one it gives me great time to think and provides insight on my life and existance that I don’t like to take for granted. I am able to clear my mind and skull of all the chatter that is going on around me and for a few moments relax and plot my course for the future.

3) When no one else is high in the room – Yes, this is a thrill for me. I don’t get the paranoid feelings that everyone is looking at me cause I am looking at everyone else thinking, why are you not smoking? Nevertheless, I find that it makes the conversations much more interesting, real and enjoyable than the regular bullshit conversations that most people engage in on a day to day basis.

4) With Good Friends – There is nothing like firing up some goodness with a group of people that you know, love, and respect. It tends to make the conversation a lot more interesting as well, in addition, providing additional insight to the thought process of many of your friends because they tend to put their guard down when responding.

5) Before Sex – Regaurdless of the lies that you hear people talking about, marijuana enhances sex. Well it does for me. I am able to feel every nuance of my partners touch and warmness on my body and it is great. I am not sure what it does for the length of time that we may have sex. In fact, I think it my decrease the length of time because your body is stimulated and feeling every subtle movement and essence of your partner, but I don’t think this is a bad thing.

So, there you have it. Those are my top 5 times to smoke marijuana and/or weed. What are yours?

Pros to Growing Marijuana Indoors

1) More Control – Growing marijuana indoors give you more control over the grow, water, and exposure of the marijuana. You set you your irrigation schedule and make it happen. You expose the plants to as much or as little light as you want. It is very practical and not very difficult to grow if you know what you are doing.

2) Out of Sight – This has to be the very best feature of growing marijuana indoors. You don’t have neighbors and people watching what you are doing. And in areas where marijuana is illegal, you might not want to be growing it all. That choice is yours, but we don’t advocate it.

Cons to Growing Marijuana Indoors

1) It’s illegal – That’s right, depending on where you live. You don’t want to be doing things that could put in jail for some time. Just wait a little while, it will be legal in more places. Or you could always move to a nation that approves of marijuana.

2) More Expensive – Throwing some seeds in the ground and letting mother nature do her part is not a very expensive endeavor. However, growing marijuana indoors will have some overhead expenses that will go with it. You need a space, you need planters, lights, electricity, ventilation, and water…these things add up.

If you are considering growing marijuana indoors, go for it, but consider the set backs involved.

Bongs gas mask

Basically, a bongs gas mask is a gas mask that you put over your head and face, light the marijuana, and it fills inside the gas mask covering your face and eyes. It is an amazing experience.

The best way I can get you to understand what it feels like is to talk about the steam in bathroom when you turn the hot water on and let it steam up the entire bathroom. Now you just come into the bathroom and the thick steam hits you in the face. That is what a bong through a gas mask is like.

If you have some sweet smoke in there, then this experience will be one that your remember forever. Be sure to take it slow in your first time around and don’t inhale too hard. You must get use to being in the gas mask and taking the smoke from all angles through your bongs gas mask.

Strange way to smoke marijuana

I was on spring break in Atalanta, Georgia one year for some parties and an all around great time. I remember being on the strip with lovely ladies everywhere and me just as horny as can be. What else would you expect from a young, single man in his early twenties.  

Whenever there are women, alcohol, and fun there is bound to be some marijuana to smoke near by. Lucky for me, I was with the weed man, but we had a problem. We didn’t have any blunts, 1.5 inch papers, or a bible. Stuck on the street with some fire marijuana and nothing to smoke it out of, we got creative.

One of my buddies said, “I don’t have any papers, but I do have this dollar bill.” So that night, good old George Washington was the catalyst to me getting high and having a great time in the presences of some good women and off of some great marijuana.

When I watched the friend roll the marijuana up in the dollar bill, I couldn’t believe it. I remember thinking, am I really going to smoke this? This cannot be healthy or good for me. But I did it anyway. LOL, the things you will do when you are young and dumb.

Well, let me tell you that it works and no one died from ink poisoning. You know, I didn’t think about that danger until the next day after the alcohol had worn off and the intoxication of young women everywhere went away. But I will say without a doubt that that was the strangest way to smoke marijuana I have ever seen or done in my life. Not to sure I will do it again, but you never know.