Best Cool Marijuana Sayings

If you are a smoker of marijuana, you are aware that there are some very cool marijuana sayings that exist. Afterall, people that smoke marijuana tend to be cooler than those that don’t. At leave in my opinion, I would much rather hang out with marijuana smokers than other lame people that don’t indulge the ganja from time to time. It is the best.

Best Cool Marijuana Sayings

Below is my top five list of marijuana sayings that I have heard over my lifetime. There are too many to name, but the best marujuana sayings are the ones that you remember.

1) Past the Dutchie to the Left Hand Side – That is right. This like is from a song about smoking marijuana that real weed smokers are able to appreciate. This song is one of the all time best and seems to responsible that all marijuana smoking circles move in a clockwise motion.

2) Legalize it and I will Advertise it – Peter Tosh, the famous regae singer, was the one to coin this phraze in  a song about the legalization of marijuana. He said that if marijuana is legalized that he would spread the word. No need for fancy advertising campaigns, he would get the word out. Although, I have the feeling that marijuana doesn’t need any advertising, the demand is there.

3) Now That’s the Chronic! - This phrase or name chronic for marijuana was made popular in the 1990′s by Dre Dre of the NWA fame. His westcoast weed smokers are very creative and come up with all types of new names for mary jane all the time.

4) Mary Jane is my kind of girl - Another song from the 70s talks about the love affair many people have with marijuana and named her Mary Jane, I love her just the same.

5) Getting Stuck – This is the phenominon of marijuana smokers when someone has smoked too much weed or too much good weed and are experiencing the sensation of being “stuck”, meaning that they cannot move. For everyone else that is a witness when this happens to one person it is hilarious because we all have been there and know that the person is just very, very high and it appears to them that they cannot move. This is one of the funniest things I have every seen when it happened to my wife, who is not a regular marijuana smoker. Getting stuck is the best.

Bonus) Michael Phelps Smokes Marijuana – Hahhahahha, I bet you didn’t think you would ever here that one, did you? How cool is it that the 8 time Olympic champion is a marijuana smoker. That just let’s you know that you can smoke weed and do anything you put your mind to.

Marijuana smokers Unite!

How to Make Weed Stronger

There are several ways that you can make weed stronger. It all depends on what you want to do, but here are a couple of ways that we are familiar.

How to Make Weed Stronger

1) Buy a better grade of weed – The best way to make weed stronger is to buy a better grade of weed in the first place. Don’t just get the cheap dirt weed that will give you a headache, but buy the upper end weed that is generally light green in color and rather sticky to the touch. The smell is strong, light, and fluffy. It has a pleasant fragrance to it. This is the grade of marijuana or weed that you are going to want to smoke the most.

2) Take a Weed Holiday – Over time from smoking weed everyday, you start to build up a tolerance to the THC in your body and it takes more and more weed to get you high as before. At this moment, I like to take  few weeks off from smoking weed. It is a tough decision to make, but it generally makes your highs feel better and you get there even faster. This eliminates the necessity to add anything else to your weed in order to intensify your high. It will continue to be natural.

How to Make Weed Stronger

Outside of these ideas, one might ad some hash, cocaine, even extacy to your weed to make it stronger, but we don’t advocate that around here. Marijuana is a wonderful high because it is all natural. If you are going to add all these other drugs to it, then you are not smoking the pure natures high of marijuana and weed any longer. You are smoking drugs, harmful drugs. That is something else.

How to make weed strong is to buy a better grade or take a weed holiday.

What is Skunk Weed?

If you want to know what skunk weed is then you came to the right place. First of all, you have to understand that the vernacular of the weed smoker is incredible and dynamic in nature. It changes everyday it seems because the level of creativity amongst week smokers are very high, no pun intended. If you are wondering if marijuana should be legalized, then this is the wrong place for you. We have already reached that decision.

In my opinion, skunk weed is weed that smells up a room really fast. Have you ever had a air tight bag of marijuana and as soon as you crack the seal the smell rushes through your nose and smacks your senses into shape. You inhale the smell and you know instantly that this is a powerful bunch of marijuana.

What is Skunk Weed?

Skunk weed is high powered marijuana that you don’t need to smoke blunt after blunt of before reaching that high you have been in search of. Skunk weed can be put into a one hitter and enjoyed at a moderate pace, enjoying the flavor and texture of the smoke.

If I had a choice, I would prefer to smoke skunk weed at every opportunity I get because I don’t like to smoke pot that isn’t higher grade or huff as we call. Huff is bad marijuana that will leave you with a headache after you are done smoking it sometimes. I hate this feeling and am willing to pay a premium to get the good stuff.

Marijuana Bud Has Many Meanings

When the words marijuana bud comes to your mind, what do you think of? I know for me a variety of thoughts come rushing to the front of my mind.

First of all, Marijuana is a lovely plant that sprouts these buds full of THC, the magical element in weed that allows a person to feel high. Bud sparks the thought of a big clump of this marijuana plant creates that can be crumbled down, put into a pipe, papers or vaporizor and inhaled until the THC enters your bloodstream and the high sensation is sprung apon you.

Marijuana Bud

I can tell you this. If you are going to smoke and buy marijuana, then you need to concentrate on receiving large marijuana buds in the package you purchase. This will give you the maximum amount of marijuana possible via the bud.

When I first started smoking pot, I thought the buds were annoying because I had to continously break them down in order to enjoy the sensations that week, skunk, and pot bring me, but over time I learned that the buds are the best part of the marijuana. Especially when you are smoking good weed. It has less seeds and shake involved, which makes for a better encounter.